What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian?

I'm Slavic and I know it"

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What part of "No" don't you understand?

Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What You're a squirrel Sorry

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

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What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.