What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

What did the dentist say to the golfer?

You have a hole in one. "

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.