What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What's a Latin professor's favorite song?

Hit the quam

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What did the blue denims say to the black denims?

I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."