What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par"

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

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Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents ?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

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Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

What do you call two men from Paraguay?

Par a guays!

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !