How is life at the post office going?

It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

Why will the ghost never succeed in life?

He's too eeriesponsible!!!!

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What's it like being bipolar?

It has its ups and downs.

How's the elevator business?

It has it's ups and downs.

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What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.