What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.