What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?

Puff pastry !

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why can't atheist solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.