Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

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What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

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Why was Heisenberg's wife unhappy?

Whenever he had the energy, he didn't have the time.

Why was Heisenberg such a bad lover?

A: When he got the momentum, he couldn't find the position, and when he found the position, he couldn't muster up the momentum.

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What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

How much energy does hova's DeLorean require?

1.21 jigga watts