Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Previous Random Joke Next

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What hits the ground first?

The apple because the black man was stopped by a noose.

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups