Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

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Why did Prince Eric leave Ariel when she became a human?

He was just chasing tail.

How do you get someone with a doctorate in philosophy to leave your house?

Just pay for your pizza.

Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

How do you stop a lawyer from drownng?

Shoot him before he hits the ground

Pickup Jokes More Pickup Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ?

With a dustpan..