What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What is the definition of masurbation?

Coming unscrewed

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

How does a Bee get to work?

He catches a buzz.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Why are oatmeal cookies better?

No raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date?

irrelephant

What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them