What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

What did the raisin see when she came home early from work?

Her husband on a date.

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Whats the difference between me and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.