Her husband on a date.
Because he always came in a little behind.
Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
No raisin
One I say one.
Carbon dating
The other whale didn't humpback.