How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What did the angry inflatable teacher say to the irresponsible inflatable child in the inflatable school?

Not only have you let me down, you've let yourself down, and you've let the whole school down!

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Whats that over there?

I don't know but i think i just got a raging clue

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

What do Tinder and Seafood restaurants have in common?

Both are good places to find Catfish

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How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.