What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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What do Japanese Kids, Chinese Democracy and German Humor have in common?

All are equally oxymoronic.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

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Why is it that there aren't much natural oil resources in China?

They ate all the dinosaurs

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

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What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

When ur at chipotle n u ask for guac and they say "its extra is that ok?

if u say its not ok they give it to u for free

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white