What do you call a guy with no musical talent that hangs out with the band?

The drummer.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

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How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

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Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

How do you confuse a drummer?

Give him sheet music