What did the chinese guy say to the mongoose?

Bing fwong dong 9/11

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How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*

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What did the Chinese cowboy say?

Nii haw!

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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What do you call two chinese guys in a firebird?

Gooks of Hazard

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

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Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.