Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What's Mohammed, Moses and Noah's favourite dessert?

Propheteroles

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What do you do when ISIS attacks?

Make a mad Daesh to a shelter

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.