Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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How did Moses make his tea?

Hebrewed it

What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst?

God Dam It!

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

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Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.