Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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What did the kitten say when it slipped on a banana peel?

Meowch!"

Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.