I can clearly see ur nuts.
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Con-grab-ur-asians!!
Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!"
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
if u say its not ok they give it to u for free
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
Amelia a package last week - did you get it !
One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week
Autistic
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"
Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.
Lord Of The Chinks
Rolls * Rice
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.
Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.
They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Chevalry
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
All of them are adopted
