Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

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What is a religious gorilla called?

A monk-ey

What do you call a monk that likes vaporwave?

A S C E T I C

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why did the Dalai Lama go to Las Vegas?

Tibet