Why did the monks go to the casino?

Tibet.

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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What do you call a monk that cooks potatoes?

A friar? A chip monk?

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

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Why doesn't china have casinos?

Because they hate Tibet.

Why does the Dalai Lama go to the bookies everyday?

Because he likes Tibet.