What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

A: He couldn't part with it.

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Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

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A Stark contrast

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If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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All the coats are on the bed!

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Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.