What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

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What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

When should I reach the bus station if the bus leaves at 1530 hrs?

before 15:30 ... I'll show myself out

Who is left?

Marco Rubio

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is there only women's studies in college, but not men's?

Because we call men's studies history.

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

How do I know thieves are bad kissers?

Because apparently I make out like a bandit.

What do you call a thief that leaves a trail?

A crummy thief!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.