What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

Previous Random Joke Next

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

What do you call a Mexican cutting a Mobius Strip??

Juan.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Equine Jokes More Equine Jokes

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

What is a horse's favourite wine?

Equine.