What does Santa and Hackers have in common?

They both steal cookies )

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What do hackers do when they go on vacation?

They go phishing

What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

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Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

greg.