What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What did the police say when they finished interviewing Dylann Roof?

You're hired

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How do you catch a terminator?

With a skynet

What do you call a seagull that catches you sleeping?

A baegull.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

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What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

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Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ?

Abbey stung me on the nose !

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste