What did the hammer announce over the intercom to the evacuating screws screaming for help?

This is not a drill!"

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Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.