What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

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What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!