What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What's wrong with these eggs I ordered?

Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.