What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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Get hammered.

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He got hammered with his buddies.

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Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.