What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Because they are missing two towers.
Because his boots were at the menders !
Out, out, damned Spot!
Aloha Ackbar!
The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"
Because Greece lightening
He stopped believing in stereotypes.
Because they're both cauldron
A flat mate.
Buddy says "Eumetazoa."
Buddyfingers !