What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Previous Random Joke Next

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you do if somebody dies Christmas Eve?

Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch?

Names! -Bo Burnham

Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.