Nails in their hands and feet
Well, the cross was a big plus
Nine Inch Nails
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
They have bear feet
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
A high phive! I'll see myself out now.