How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces?

For the chance to gain some experience in the service.

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

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Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train?

Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH