How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

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Allahu snackbar!

What did ISIS say after the terrorist attack?

Nice

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Juan.

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Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head