Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Radio Jokes More Radio Jokes

What does the flint water crises and Chicago PD have in common?

The amount of lead put into black people. (It was funnier over the radio)

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's a caterpillar afraid of?

A dogerpillar (Thank you Laffy Taffy for the worst best joke I've ever heard)

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

Lollipop Jokes More Lollipop Jokes

What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes?

You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/

Why didn't the little girl finish her lollipop?

She was hit by a bus