Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

A: Depressed.

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The sharks life lacked porpoise.

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Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.