What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ?

In the croakroom !