What did the hat say to the tie?

You hang around. I'll go on a head.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom?

A momma's boa.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What's a Southeastern Asian business professional's favorite food?

Tie food

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Hat Jokes More Hat Jokes

What did the hat say to the hat rack?

You stay here, I'll go on a head

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.