What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

What do you think of wearing a straight jacket?

I think I could pull it off

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Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

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What do the Welsh call a sheep when it's tied to a lamp post?

The leisure centre.

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

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What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

What do you call 100 blacks buried up to their necks?

Afroturf.