What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

How did Adolf tie his shoes?

With two knotzies.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.