How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What does an electric engineer say when they get kicked in the balls?

Owch! it hertz

What do you call a person who doesn't care that he just got kicked out of a Call of Duty team?

unfazed*

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy