How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

Why do priests have lots of kids?

They always use the holy condoms.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

Castrate Jokes More Castrate Jokes

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What did the dog say to the vet that just castrated him?

No hard feelings.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.