How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!"

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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How do you hit 20 flies in one shot?

Hit an Ethiopian in the head with a frying pan.

Why is a giraffes neck so long?

Because the head is so high up.

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

How do you castrate an Amish man?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What did the vet say to the dog he just castrated?

No hard feelings.

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.

How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head