Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What does the doctor say after colonoscopy?

See ewwww later!

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.