Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

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How does Sherlock Holmes go to the bathroom?

OC By process of elimination.

Who's the best detective in Mexico?

Sherlock-Holmes

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What up Holmes?

Watson

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger call a colonoscopy?

A Cameron Diaz

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.