Why am I black and you're white?

A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call a cow... With three legs?

Lean beef. What do you call a cow with no legs That's right! Ground beef. What do you call a cow with two legs .... YOUR MOM.

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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What did the racist surfer say when asked about hanging a black man?

Hang ten dude!!

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im