What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.