Colleague Jokes

Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

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What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

What did the scientist say after attacking his colleague with sodium chloride?

That's a salt!

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Experiment Jokes More Experiment Jokes

What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

How did Helen Keller break her arm?

She broke it trying to read the road signs.

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Taste Jokes More Taste Jokes

What does it taste like to go down on a senior citizen?

Depends.

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

What does a Mexican do when their cake is insulted?

Retorta

Tomorrow Jokes More Tomorrow Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

Physicist Jokes More Physicist Jokes

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.