What do you use to cover a herpetarium floor?

Reptiles.

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Why does America use the imperial system?

Because they are behind

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

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What is hot and makes me hard?

Being covered in lava.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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What do you call a reptile that's good with directions?

A Navigator

What is it called when a reptile loses its tail?

Ereptile Dysfunction