What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

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What did the hen say when she saw the scrambled eggs?

My poor, mixed-up kids...

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p