How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's with the steering wheel on the front of your pants?

The pirate says, "Argh!! I don't know but it's driving me testicles!!!"

How many Toronto Maple Leaf fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What do you call an army of lesbians?

Militia Etheridge

What language do lesbians speak?

Gaelic.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

Lesbian Carpenter Jokes More Lesbian Carpenter Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.