What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What does a footballer and a magician have in common ?

Both do hat tricks !

When is a farmer like a magician?

A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

Psychologist Jokes More Psychologist Jokes

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you call four rats on a mathematical equation?

A quadratic equation :)

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.