Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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What does Johnny Depp say when cutting down trees?

TIMBUUUUUUUURTON

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

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How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with?

Because they pikachu

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What do you call a hippopotamus that's a gigalo?

A hit-the-spotimus.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian with a hippopotamus?

A lickalottapuss.