Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

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Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

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What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

What's the difference between a hippopotamus and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.