What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

How about a dirty one as well?

Want to hear a clean joke? Bob took a bath. With Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? (Punchline hidden so you don't accidentally read)

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

What did the rubber say when he was offered a job as the high school choir teacher?

I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

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What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.