Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary
I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!
He didn't want to get hippothermia.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
The other woman replies, "It has its perks."
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat
Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently
Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.
Danke!
An incongruity between expectation and result.