What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What meds are you on?

I want some.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

What do you call people so good at their jobs, they retire because they did everything?

The mythbusters and ghostbusters.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

How did the hour and minute hands of the clock get cancer?

Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks !" Doctor: "Nine."

Interviewer Jokes More Interviewer Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Who inspires you?

ME: Peter Piper. INTERVIEWER: What does he do ME: It's difficult to say.

Salary Jokes More Salary Jokes

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

Expectation Jokes More Expectation Jokes

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What are your expectations?

Me : Job. Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job Me : Salary