What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.