What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy