What did the hot dog say on the toilet?

Mustuuurd

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What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.