What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

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Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do functions Break-Up?

They stop calling each other.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white?

When they are read.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree?

The holocaust

What's 12" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry?

A dead baby.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel