What's more fun than swinging a dead baby by a string?

Stopping it with a shovel!

Previous Random Joke Next
Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

How many dead babies can you fit in a phone booth?

78.5

What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

Shovel Jokes More Shovel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

String Jokes More String Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

Swinge Jokes More Swinge Jokes

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

What do Big Ben and the House of Commons have in common?

Both have a huge bellend swinging his weight around inside