What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

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What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.