What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.