What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

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Why did the snowman leave his wife?

Because she got plowed by another man.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.