What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What does an Australian chemist call is bro?

Bromate Sorry, just studying my poly atomic ions and thought I was clever. I thought wrong

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate