What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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How do you want your mother-in-law buried or cremated?

Hmm No risk do both.

What do you call it when a cremated person spins in their grave?

An Urn-ado.

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What do you call a smart Australian?

A New Zealander

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.