What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

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What did the masterbating Australian mortician do?

Cremate

Why was John Lennon so ashy?

Because he was cremated

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile?

Q: What do you call a blind Australian Crocodile? A: Crocodile Dunsee

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What do you call 100 cows masterbating ?

Beef Strokenoff

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other XD