Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

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What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

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Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.