What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between my bike and your mom?

Your dad doesn't watch when I ride my bike.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

How do churches stay so strong?

They pray on the weak.

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself