What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What's a Russian's favorite Italian dish?

Pepperoni Picza!

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How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

What do I do?

Someone else yells "Call 911!" The blonde yells back "What's the number "

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.