What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti"

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Italian with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla.

What do you call an Italian mobster who specializes in cold coffee drinks?

Al Frap-Pacino

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.