What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

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What happens when a calculus teacher with one arm can't figure out a proof?

He gets stumped.

Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ?

Butch your arms around me !

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What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

What do you call an Italian pizza chef with an erectile dysfunction?

Floppy Giussepe

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What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

Because there could be an Italian dressing inside.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms