How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

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Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

What did the mute say to the priest?

Nothing