How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

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How do you keep idiots waiting?

I'll tell you later

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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How do you mute an Italian?

Tie up their hands.

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute