What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

How did the farmer feel after he ripped his clothing?

Let's just say he felt overall sadness.

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal?

Noose Noose

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.