What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

What do people say when Batman skips Church?

Christian Bale

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?

Never mind...it's tearable

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"

When do cops blow up and destroy shopping centers and Walmarts?

During Black Friday.

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?

Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Exaggerate Jokes More Exaggerate Jokes

What do men and Subway have in common?

They both exaggerate the length.

What is literally the most important fact you'll ever learn, that will totally blow your mind?

That people exaggerate.